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circle workers
cost: 10 Linebucks
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Ugh, I cannot express my multitudes of disdain for these things. How does one consider this DASTARDLY sideless monstrosity to bear ANY sembless to a shape. Even the great LG, who has sympathy for all shapes, retracts in disgust at the site of these UNRULY beasts. Damn the tyrannical God who created these vile excuses for living shapes. Though I GREATLY HATE them, zero automation would be STUPENDIOUSLY INNOFICIANT, so I'll hire a few. (they're pointless! ba dum pshh!)
Tiangle workers
cost: 100 souls
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ah, Tiangle, one of your closest confidants...except for MR squar. Actually, you never really talked to them that much. Is it even a them? Youre not sure if they even have a gender, so I guess them fits them fine. I hope they didnt feel too left out, but I think that they understand that in a group with them and mr squar, mr squar is 100% the winner. He's just perfect in every way! I love the way his muscular toe flexes, how his green orb sparkes, and how his antenna picks up radio frequency's from area 51. Hes just perfect in every way! not to mention how he killed that disgusting circle that one time. Tiangle is great, but they just arent that special.
squar workers
cost: 1000 souls
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that sexy body
human workers
cost: 9200 souls
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I know, I know. excuse my break in narrating this story in the third person, and let me explain why I'm using human souls so you wont be as apprehensive about this as you might. Yes, I am using the dead souls of your species as slaves, but its to kill my own, so in my humble opinion its an equal game. This is also not without regulation. these conditions must be met for my system to even take these souls into consideration. first, they must have souls without any purpose; which is to say souls stuck in a state of purgatory or otherwise. then the person must meet certain requirements I'll list here:
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