the soul taken must have willed a vessel to do one of these interstate crimes (crimes made in the state of life that are only recognized as crimes in the afterlife), and wrack up enough shitty person (sp) points in order to be deemed worth enough for the job.:

stating quote, "methinks I need my pumpy spice coffee to drink with my doggo" or something similar
+5sp

going into a starbucks to order 'just a black coffee', and making a huge deal about it
+25sp

saying Arbies is your favorite restaurant
+10sp


giving children apples on halloween
+300sp

hearing someone in a public bathroom say something along the lines of "everyone get out! I'm about to blow this stall up!", and calling the police because you thought it was a bomb threat 
+12sp

going 14 mph down a road with the same speed limit instead of just going 15 like a normal person
+8sp

buying a copy of steal this book
+40sp (its in the title dumbass)

reading the entirety of homestuck
+9000000000000000000000000sp

having EVIL autism
+37892748964786126789sp

giving your newborn a homemade sonichu medallion 
+5000sp (you have created a cursed artifact)


being in an all male christian rock group that only plays for tips on crowded subways
+70sp

(accumulative) buying any copy of people magazine
+5sp

preparing hotdogs by boiling them
+30sp