souls: 0

circle workers
cost: 10 souls
you have 0 circle workers
gives +1 souls

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Ugh, I cannot express my multitudes of disdian for these things. How does one consider this DASTARDLY sideless monstrosity to bear ANY sembless to a shape. Even the great LG, who has sympathy for all shapes, retracts in disgust at the site of these UNRULY beasts. Damn the tyranical God who created these vile excuses for living shapes. Though I GREATLY HATE them, zero automation would be STUPENDIOUSLY INNOFICIANT, so I'll hire a few. (they're pointless! ba dum pshh!)

Tiangle workers
cost: 100 souls
you have 0 Tiangle workers
gives +10 souls

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ah, Tiangle, one of your closest confidants...except for MR square. Actually, you never really talked to them that much. Are they even a they? Youre not sure if they even have a gender, so I guess they/them fits fine. You dont wish to be mistaken, you love Tiangle. Its just that if Tiangle and MR square were both on fire, and you only had one glass of water (which wouldnt really happen cause you cant drink water), you would save MR square.