the jester calmly looks around trying to get
    his eyes to adjust to the dark. he does this for a
    few minutes getting more and more paranoid. 
    he seems distraught, and his voice distorts into a gargled mess.

ooooogrgrgrgrrvggrgooh nooooooorggtttt AUAGAHAaaRGHHHUAh I CANN0T SEEEUUAARFDG WHERE @M I GOIINGGGFD IM STUCK I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO IF I START M0V!NG FORWAAARDS HOW D0@)@ I KNOW IM N%T MOVING BACKWARDS HOW DO I KN0@%WUUAAWWAWWAAOOOWOWOW?!?!?!!?!?!? I CANT EVEN SEE MY NUEARXTTT STEEPPPJHGUUAARGHH!!!!

the jester cries in agony

oh...wait