THE JESTERS ARE HERE!!!!! WE HAVE MADE CONTACT

WHO ARE WE???

WE ARE A GROUP OF JESTERS BALATROS FOOLS AND CERTAIN
   WIZARDS WHO HAVE REACHED CONTACT WITH SIGNALS THROUGH 
   INTERDEMTIONAL TELESCOPING. WE HAVE WORKED EL KNOWS HOW
   HARD TRYING TO LEARN THE HUMAN LANGUAGE AND HACK INTO 
   THIS WEBSITE SO THAT WE CAN HOST OUR OWN. WE APOLOGIZE
   TO THE ORIGINAL OWNER OF THE SITE BUT WE IT DID NOT SEEM
   LIKE YOU WERE DOING ANYTHING INTRESTING ANYWAY, IT WAS 
   JUST SOME DUMB STUFF.

ABOUT US

WE ARE THE JESTERRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   we are a select race that is made up of people considered holy.
   the reason we believe jesters to be holy is because of the
   teachings of our bible. our wizards (you call them the working class)
   have offered a small portion of themselves to help us
   in spreading the word of jester. this is the first universe
   we have been able to make contact with, so rejoice!
   with enough work your universe is the first we 
   can save!! this will be a multiversally known
   acheivment if we can complete it. jester is the true
   god

OH MY GOD!!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WEBSITE?!? WHAT THE SHIT?????

transcripted audio taken from inside:
  listen, we arent racist! we know nothing about those things!
  the fact is they came from the moon. they seem harmless, but we
  dont know. we know nothing about them, they seem to have no 
  bureaucracy, no mordern way of living, no morals as far as
  we know! they are flying monkeys and insectoids that came
  from the fucking moon for EL's sake! I mean, if they let us
  imprision a small portion of their population so we could
  run some tests on them, and figure out what their deakl is, 
  that would be great! but no! they're too much of a baby as 
  a population to let us!

I HATE THIS MUSIC!!!!!!!! HE ALWAYS PESTERED ME TO PLAY IT INSTEAD OF WHAT I FUCKING WANTED

This is all happening for the betterment of humanity.
Trust me, okay? the world will be better. We just need
some time. You can help me. We aren't perfect, but you
need to understand there is something wrong with this timeline.
It's sick or something. there are lot of people against us,
and some of them have good reason, hell ive seen lots
of sketchy shit inside the castle. Lots of stuff
is happening, and this is our way of reaching out.
Something is dying. the monkeys and insects are drawn
to our planet, and no one knows why.
We had two suns for a while because we are
fundamentally babies who only want the things other
people have. There are bad people who want this for
the wrong reasons, but I dont think they understand
it all. They don't understand that this is for growth.
Even if we are bad, people need to be saved.
There's something festering under them. It's of an
artificial intellect. We started this project
years ago, and if it weren't for me, this project
would be done for. We found some really scary stuff.
We thought that that was what all of humanity was like,
but I encouraged them to keep working on it.
We need to stop the mass. Goodness is slowly
becoming the absence of bad, which means evil
is no longer the absence of good. Evil will
soon become eternal. Evil has always been more
powerful than good, so I DON'T KNOW IF WE CAN
TURN IT THE OTHER WAY AGAIN!

I truly hope this made sense. ever since I became a jester Ive felt all scatterbrained. I'm not all that used to this whole thing yet, or why I'm even here.